Hilarious!

Just wanted to share this little video. I am guilty. Sometimes, I like to watch this show while hiding under a blanket to make sure no one is looking in my house catching me do such a thing.

Yes, I believe Toddlers and Tiaras is prime example of what is wrong with this world, more specifically, America. Yes I think those little girls are going to have some serious issues growing up, and Yes, it does freak me out a little that 3 year olds get made up to look like teenagers (even worse, by their mothers who should be preserving their youth and innocence). Chester Molester's Dream.

This video is hilarious, and actually depicts one of my "favorite?" (Most outrageous) Toddlers I have seen to date.

Toddlers & Tiaras with Ashley Tisdale from Ashley Tisdale

Post coming soon on my AMAZING AWESOME BEST BIRTHDAY EVER 25th birthday, and our even more awesome weekend plans that have something to do with watching the Aggies BTHO arkansas. (Last week was a slip up, we did not lose, we simply ran out of time.) :)

Enjoy the video, or run and hide.

It's all Fun and Games.....

You know the ending to this...

Until Someone Gets Hurt!

This is my poor hubby! On Tuesday night, thinking we were going to be in a friendly game of flag football  (Me watching, Dallas playing), actually ended in a trip to the emergency room, and some interesting experiences along the way.

I dropped Dallas off at the field, while I ran to the BX to pick up some last minute items I needed for the trip home to Houston I was going to be leaving for on Wednesday. I returned to the football field, ready to endure a nice conversation with the girls (While watching some football) and battle the mosquitoes. I even got one of those cool Off! Fans that you clip on, since the night before was pretty much unbearable watching the game.

I parked, started walking up, and another wife starts yelling at me to hurry! because Dallas was hurt. I immediately thought Broken Leg- Knee- Ankle, etc. I was not prepared to see that large hematoma protruding from Dallas' face. I freaked out a little, because lets be honest, it's a scary site. And we rushed to the emergency room to wait for 4 1/2 hours.

I know what you are thinking. "Seriously? This happened in a game of FLAG Football?!" Why, yes it did! It was even friendly fire, if you want to call it that. He and another guy on his team collided cranium to orbit. The other guy was fine, Dallas, not so much.

Luckily, there was nothing seriously wrong, which is AMAZING considering Dallas' line of work pretty much relies on his vision, and his ability to see in order to land a place, drop bombs, fly a plane, etc. Thank God! Seriously. Thank You, God!

His eye was swollen shut at this point, and the emergency room in Shreveport, LA was less than stellar, if you can imagine. Not to mention, I was starving. But we did see some interesting locals while we were there. One little girl (Poor Thing) Was so sick, she was walking around, barfing everywhere. yuck. And my personal favorite, was a girl who tried to do a couple of self piercings.

She was trying to do a cheek piercing, and failed on one side by getting it lodged between the skin on her cheek, so obviously, she should try again on the other side, and oddly, ended up getting the same outcome. Idiot. The funny(not really funny, but kind of because it was self inflicted, twice) part was when we got to  listen (Because we were in the next room over) to them removing the items from her cheek. I am guessing she didn't feel as cool when they were coming out of her cheek, as she did when she decided to do that to herself.

:)

It was a first for us as a married couple to enjoy the emergency room together, and I am sure as our life goes on, it will not be the last! Dallas will also not be participating in any more flag football games this year. :) Also, since he hit the flight line on Wednesday, he had to take a badge photo for his flight line badge. Looking like that. :( Hopefully they will let him retake it in a couple weeks when he looks normal again.

Here is an updated picture of Quasimodo himself, looking much better, just a little more colorful!

This weekend, we are planning to not have any more trips to the emergency room, and just got word my sister, Annette, will be coming to town to visit me! Yay! And I am sure there will be some birthday celebration ensuing!

Not to mention the Fightin' Texas Aggies will be playing the Oklahoma State Cowboys. It should be an awesome match up at Kyle Field! BTHO osu! :)

Cheers,

Megan and Quasimodo

Wreaths, Dragon Boat Races, and not studying......

I remember very well when I was back in college that I would pretty much use any excuse there was to not study. "I need to deep clean my dorm room and rearrange it,  go to lunch with some friends, because that really took a lot out of me, and then I would probably have an afternoon nap so I could really focus on studying later. :)"

5 or so years later, I am still trying to do that but instead of cleaning, or napping, I am blogging. :) Sheesh. (Marah, please do not call me and tell me to delete my blog because it is taking my focus away from studying. You need this so you can see what we are up to! :)) The good news is that I have a little more self control than my 19 year old self.

Lately I have been doing pretty well- I have kept myself on track for the most part, and have been learning a concept I should have learned while I was at Texas A&M, do school like its your job, 8-5 Monday- Friday so you don't get burned out, and you can still have fun. (Thanks to my Sugar Daddy, Dallas, I can do this without worrying about a real job.) I still do stuff on the weekends, but don't feel obligated to do it.

Speaking of age, my birthday is coming, and I am going to be 25 years old.
It's funny when you think back to High School, and my "life plans."  Now, obviously (And thankfully) my plans did not work out, and I am somewhere I never thought I would be. Married to a wonderful man in the Air Force, a pilot's wife, once again- a new college student, and living in Louisiana. I cannot wait to see what is going to happen next!

On to our weekend!

It was great! Saturday, we went to watch Amy and Derrick at the Dragon Boat Festival on the Red River! Little did we know, we would get drafted to race in their final race  since they lost members of the team to afternoon activities.

Lots of fun! If we are not preparing to endure a harsh winter in Minot, ND next year, we decided we will get our very own team together to race. On top of the great fun, it was just such a beautiful day which made it even more enjoyable!

After the races, we went home, and got supplies for the Fall Wreath CRAFTernoon! All of the supplies for this wreath came to a whopping $10 bucks! And I think it's super cute! And its always great fun hanging with Amy and Der. (Note- Dallas and Der did manly things, and started a bonfire- later realizing there is definitely a burn ban here- Good Job, guys!)

Here is the wreath!

Also, as promised, here is my completed dining room! :)

I just love our new furniture and I also love entertaining here! :)

Also, better late than never, here is a picture of our new home here in Bossier City!

Dallas just put up our flag in honor of 9-11. Also note our Texas Iron Star! 

Thanks to the Riley's for this AWESOME anniversary present! We just love it and it adds the perfect Texas Touch to our home!

This week is going to be hectic. I have my first test in Microbiology, and in Psychology, as well as a test in math (woof) in a week, which I will need all of the time in the world to study for in order to do well. Dallas has his very last academic test this week and will soon be hitting the flight line at the end of the month! He is ready to start flying again and is pretty excited about it! Now I must get back to studying!

Cheers,

Megan and Dallas

Have a great week!